... spoiled rotten.
I bought this awesome contraption at our local pet store. It was a gift for Elliott because we were trudging back and forth from our house to his brother's and it was wearing out our tender prince. Elliott has never used it but I have twice. Also, once alone at home because... just because.
You're supposed to wear it around the front of you because it's cruel not to (hippie nonsense). He's already not walking, though, so fuck him.